Profile — Fuckoffee

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Name
Fuckoffee
City
London
Country
GB
Currency
GBP
Description
A cheeky, colourful Bermondsey café serving top-notch coffee and cakes with a playful, dog-friendly vibe. Fuckoffee is a Bermondsey Street staple known for its irreverent name, colourful decor, and seriously good coffee. The menu features everything from classic flat whites to playful lattes and indulgent cakes, all served in an urban, welcoming space. With both indoor and outdoor seating, friendly staff, and a dog-friendly policy (complete with free dog biscuits), it's a local favourite for a relaxed coffee break or a quick bite. Expect a laid-back, creative vibe with a side of cheeky humour.
Address
163, 167 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, UK, London, GB
Cuisine
Coffee
Phone
+44 20 7403 7655
Neighbourhood
Borough
Price band
$
Timezone
Europe/London
Booking
none
Status
operating
Not published
booking
Coordinates
51.499252, -0.081088

Hours

Monday
07:00–18:00
Tuesday
07:00–18:00
Wednesday
07:00–18:00
Thursday
07:00–18:00
Friday
07:00–18:00
Saturday
07:00–19:00
Sunday
08:00–19:00

Attributes

Vibe
cozy
Good for
groups
Not good for
alcohol, fine-dining
Feature
alcohol-free, takeout, coffee, outdoor-seating, desserts, dog-friendly
Meal period
breakfast, lunch
Cuisine
cafe, bakery
Dietary
vegetarian
Accessibility
wheelchair-accessible, accessible-restroom

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